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Post by purebloodsnake on Feb 3, 2010 2:36:51 GMT -5
Found this on Mugglenet a long time ago and so I figured it was a good time to bring it up again! Or as the proper title reads: 101 Ways to Annoy, Harass, Confuse or Generally Scare Lord Voldemort
Sure-fire ways to get yourself killed, or at least Crucio'd round the block and back again 1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?' 2. Laugh at him. 3. Wake him up by singing Beach Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...' 4. Knit him things. Really hideous things. 5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month. 6. Smile during Death-Eater meetings and say you taught him everything he knows. 7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess. 8. Dance the Funky Chicken. 9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath. 10. Pat him on the head and give him flowers when his plans are foiled yet again. 11. If you ever need to say 'Like taking candy from a baby', be sure to add 'Of course, SOME of us might find that harder than others.' Stare pointedly at him. 12. Play 'knock-&-run' at his bedchamber door late at night. 13. Call him 'The-man-who-let-the-boy-live' 14. Ask why the Dark Mark couldn't look like something 'more socially acceptable?' 15. Insist that you have met chunks of cheese with more cunning plans than his. Read more at: www.mugglenet.com/misc/101waystoannoy.shtml
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Post by watermelon on Feb 3, 2010 2:52:01 GMT -5
"24. Magic-marker Potter-style glasses on him while he sleeps."
these are hilarious!
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Post by purebloodsnake on Feb 3, 2010 3:03:26 GMT -5
"24. Magic-marker Potter-style glasses on him while he sleeps." these are hilarious! I love 23 and 29. But really, they all make me laugh. And some of them just get better once you read the last book. (This list originally came out around the fourth book I think? Maybe fifth)
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Post by watermelon on Feb 3, 2010 3:05:43 GMT -5
Yeah, they're all brilliant.
"97. Smile and say loudly 'Who loves you, Volders?' at inopportune moments."
:D
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Post by purebloodsnake on Feb 3, 2010 4:13:10 GMT -5
Yeah, they're all brilliant. "97. Smile and say loudly 'Who loves you, Volders?' at inopportune moments." :D CUDDLE HIM RANDOMLY. XD
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Post by Harry Potter on Feb 3, 2010 16:09:48 GMT -5
Ive always been a fan of starting every sentence with "Riddle me this..."
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Post by purebloodsnake on Feb 3, 2010 17:08:29 GMT -5
I say we get all the death eaters to sing California dreaming
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Post by Voldemort on Feb 5, 2010 22:05:47 GMT -5
I VOTE I JUST KILL YOU ALL
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Post by watermelon on Feb 5, 2010 23:18:18 GMT -5
Riddle me this Voldy, when was the last time you took a bath?
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Post by purebloodsnake on Feb 7, 2010 0:50:26 GMT -5
Marvolo? What is that? Some sort of detergent?? Aww just kidding. *Cuddles Voldemort randomly!*
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